Wealthy college graduates that "we the people" sent to Washington are unsuccessfully grappling with unemployment and debt reductions. Perhaps their problem is due to exposure to the wrong tenured political science teachers.
Sensible voters need a candidate who doesn't think like a wealthy brainwashed politician. Only someone who has experienced being poor, with a sense of humor, common sense, and no allegiance to tax-dodging fat cats.
Since none of the present candidates meet these qualifications, I'm thinking, why not me. Hence, the Me Party. I have a campaign strategy that will awaken the slumbering common masses. Give them an opportunity to use their vote to sensibly put someone into office rather then keep another out of office. However, will I be up to the challenge to launch a successful campaign without fat-cat money?
I have ideas for an economic plan starting with placing garden boxes next to sand boxes. Beginning the restoration of prosperity for the common masses to a point that, although American streets are not paved in gold, there will be polka dancing and singing in the streets again. Anyone for "perogies perogies two for a dime," "Whoopie Shoopie Polka" and "Hey Hey! JJ"?