The Remote

American Idol

8 p.m., Fox

Auditions are in Los Angeles; Avril Lavigne and Katy Perry are guest judges. Yuck and ewww.

Human Target

9 p.m., Fox

I blogged last week after the first two episodes; this is a perfect guilty pleasure show to add to your repertoire. It's ridiculous and fun and if you find large, square-headed men with piercing eyes attractive then you will love this. Tonight, Christopher Chance (but is that really his name?) "becomes embroiled in an international arms deal while trying to find a friend's killer; Guerrero searches for the antidote to a deadly poison."

Better Off Ted

8:30 p.m., ABC

I am about to make a bold statement. Sit down. Ready? "Better Off Ted" is consistently funnier than "Modern Family." In fact, the only sitcom on right now that is consistently funnier than "Ted" is "30 Rock." And it's close. And I'd say "Ted" is tied for consistency with "New Adventures of Old Christine." I know, right? I am not afraid to go out on a limb.