On Tuesday, Toyota recalled about 437,000 Prius and other hybrids worldwide to fix brake problems, the latest blow to the company, which is in the midst of recalling more than 7 million vehicles worldwide because of problems. This, of course, inspires our Muse.

And because Toyota is a Japanese car company, its woes can only be articulated through haiku, a Japanese poetry. Remember, the first line has five syllables, the second line has seven, and the third line has five.