The Remote - March 14

The Amazing Race 16

8 p.m., CBS

The preview for this looks awesome, as they end up somewhere in Europe where they re-enact the trench warfare of World War I. I'm hoping Bertram doesn't go so far as to mustard gas 'em, but honestly, you never know. Jeff and Jordan were saved by the non-elimination last week, and will face a Speed Bump tonight, but we already know that won't be too hard. But wait. What's that? A U-turn up ahead?

The Celebrity Apprentice

9 p.m., NBC

I hate Donald Trump, but this cast is sooooo tempting: Darryl Strawberry, Cyndi Lauper, Bret Michaels, Sharon Osbourne, Michael Johnson, Holly Robinson Peete, Goldberg, Carol Leifer, Sinbad, Summer Sanders, Rod Blagojevich, Maria Kanellis, Curtis Stone and Selita Ebanks.

Sons of Tucson

9: 30 p.m., Fox

"When their father goes to prison, the Gunderson boys - Robby, 8, Gary, 11, and Brandon, 13 - hire a stand-in to take over the reins of their household. Ron Snuffkin steps into the void left by their father to take care of the boys, and what begins as a business arrangements evolves into a family unit unlike any other." This stars Tyler Labine, who played the slacker best friend on the still-lamented Reaper. The comedy looks obvious, but then again, it can't be worse than "The Hangover."