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Right now you are probably asking yourself: "What would it be like to live in a place with an unemployment rate of 1 percent?"
Me, too! So I went to Williston, N.D., to find out. There are certain things that journalists do as a public service because you, the noble reader, are probably not going to do them for yourself - like attending charter revision meetings or reading the autobiography of Tim Pawlenty. Going to Williston is sort of in this category. The people are lovely, but you're talking about a two-hour drive from Minot.
If you did come, however, you would feel really, really wanted. Radio ads urged me to embark on a new career as a bank teller, laborer, railroad conductor or cake decorator. The local Wal-Mart has a big sign up, begging passers-by to consider starting their lives anew in retail sales. The Bakken Region Recruiter lists openings in truck driving, winch operating and canal maintenance work, along with ads for a floral designer, bartender, public defender, loan officer, addiction counselor and sports reporter. All in an area where the big city has a population of around 16,000.
There's an oil boom. The Bakken formation, which runs under the western part of North Dakota and into Montana, contains a huge amount of oil, which the industry figured out how to extract about five years ago. Williston's median income, which was less than $30,000 when the serious drilling started, has jumped to well over $50,000 a year. Job-seekers flooded in. The schools are now so crowded that teachers are holding classes in modular units, some dating back to the 1980s and one that was constructed by a high school shop class.
"It's a place of opportunity," says E. Ward Koeser, the genial head of a local communications company who has also been Williston's part-time mayor for the last 18 years. A waitress at a restaurant that Koeser patronizes recently told him that she made $400 in tips on a single night.
"Although I'm sure that's not the norm," he added hastily.
You are probably wondering about the downside. Obviously there has to be one, or you and I would already have moved to Williston, or at least taken up a collection to send unemployed college graduates.
Well, the oil is extracted through the environmentally suspect method of hydrofracking. The area appears to be geologically well suited to the process, but it still uses up a ton of water. Also, an endless progression of large trucks creates spills, ties up traffic and tears up the roads.
"Is it dustier, dirtier - yes," the mayor said.
You would expect that as population and incomes rose, new stores, theaters and restaurants would follow. But, in Williston, they haven't. Lanny Gabbert, a science teacher at the high school, says his students yearn for a mall where they could shop, "but the closest thing is Wal-Mart." The most ambitious restaurants would be classified under the heading of "casual dining," and the fast food is not fast, given the lunchtime lines that can stretch out for 20 minutes or more. Neither retailers nor restaurateurs are interested in investing in a place where they have to compete with the oil fields to attract workers.
"The retailers are at least looking at us," said the mayor. He is a stupendously positive thinker who wants to build Williston into a city that rivals Fargo and Bismarck as a convention destination.
"Why can't Williston be the best little city in America?" he demanded.
Well, right now because there's no place to live. Honestly, no place. To house its teachers, the school district has already purchased two apartment buildings, which have long since been filled even though the residents are all required to share their homes with another teacher. Superintendent Viola LaFontaine has taken to the radio airwaves, urging citizens to come up with places for the new faculty to stay.
"We've been getting good applicants," LaFontaine said. "But they'll make $31,500. When they find out an apartment is $2-3,000 a month, they say they can't pay that."
Many of the oil workers stash their families back wherever they came from, and live in "man camps," some of which resemble giant stretches of storage units.
"The man camps - I call them the necessary evil," said Koeser, who added, apologetically, "that's a little derogatory."
If the place you love can't quite climb out of the recession, think of this as consolation. At least you're not living in a man camp and waiting half an hour in line for a Big Mac.