Rick's List: Homefront edition

Rick Koster offers weekly lists of ideas, notions and things that must be seen to be believed.

Five actual quotes - in order - from the household of Eileen Jenkins and Rick Koster since Thanksgiving.

1. "Wow! That's a beautiful snowfall. It looks like a Christmas card!"

"I hate snow."

2. "My God! Did you just knock over that kid's snowman?!"

"Yes, Rick, I did. What are you gonna do about it?"

3."Did you just MELT that kid's snowman with a blowtorch?!"

"You're damned right I did, Eileen."

4. "I wish winter was a human so I could beat it with a tire iron."

5. On the observation by an obnoxiously cheerful neighbor that, "At least we're not in Minneapolis or Chicago. Those poor people REALLY have it bad!"

Me: "Screw Minneapolis and Chicago. All I know is I'm in stinkin' New London, Connecticut, and it's 2 (freaking) degrees!"

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