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No matter what the flag cop thinks, you can fly old glory any way you please. You can fly it upside down, inside out, backwards, sideways, kitty-corner, or however your little heart desires.
You can fly it high, you can fly it low, you can wave it to and fro.
You can tie it in a knot, you can tie it in a bow. You can throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier, or let your flag hang low.
If the flag cop comes sniffing around your house and peeking up your pole; remind him of the protections guaranteed to every citizen by the Bill of Rights in the U.S. Constitution.