I have got 27 8x10 colored glossy pictures with circles and arrow and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one is to be used as evidence against Chris Murphy.

I don't know how long I should wait for "Landfill Linda" to come and pick up her junk mail.

Maybe I'll wait until Thanksgiving.

Arlo Guthrie might be in tow and I could borrow his red VW Microbus with the shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and run this stuff up to the dump.

I've never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before.