Einstein's relativity is still regarded as theory. Not only did his theories lead to a quantum leap in our understanding of the universe, they also led to Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and several well-known nuclear power plant disasters. However, Einstein relativity equations are still just theories.

We are now presented with an opportunity to rewrite history. Since Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Three Mile Island and Chernobyl occurred due to theories, we can all safely conclude what they never happened in the first place. Neither did Darwin's evolution. That's just another theory, too.

Thus, we need not worry about human-induced global warming and climate change. It's all just theoretical nonsense. Still, to be on the safe side, I think I'll build an ark. I'm just waiting for God to send me the blueprints and specs.