Amazing what you can learn about conservatives just sampling the local fare.

Did you know President Obama is a bonehead? Why, because he unilaterally, under a dark cloak of secrecy, negotiated a nuclear non-proliferation with Iran. What? There were six other world powers that were also part of it. Seven boneheads!

The United Nations Security Council unanimously supported it − 21 boneheads! Geez, they're just a bunch of commies anyway.

Well the agreement set a unique precedent for the United States. What? The U.S. has had a number of nuclear non-proliferation treaties dating back to the 1950s.

OK, why don't we just pummel them like we did to North Korea when we found out they were actually conducting underground tests. What? We didn't do that either?

Hey, why not pull a Ronnie Reagan and sell arms directly to Iran, illegally. Then use the money, illegally, to fund a new Battista movement in Cuba. Ah, what the heck. Iraq was such a resounding success, let's just have at it. Nuke 'em! After all, you could trust Russians, but Iran?

Scott Russotto

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