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    Friday, December 01, 2023
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    Friday, December 01, 2023
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    Your stars Dec. 1

    How many born under the sign of Capricorn know that the Allman Brothers Band’s record label was called “Capricorn”?

    Horoscopes

    Aries doesn’t look like it’ll be a very fun day.
    Pisces sounds like they’re getting a little close to some illegal activity.
    Gemini told to “check emotions at the door” but Star-Gazer doesn’t say which door.
    Star-Gazer wisely trots out “better to be safe than sorry” for uncertain Virgos.

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    Cancer advised to “sign up for seminar,” which should be the point Cancer no longer believes in astrology.
    Sadly, no Black Friday sales recommendations from Star-Gazer.
    Virgo advised to “live and learn,” which could apply to first-time turkey-roasters.
    Scorpio gets “this will change your life” comment buried at bottom of entry.
    Honestly, some of Star-Gazer’s advice seems sorta obvious.

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    Almost Thanksgiving and still no suggestions from Star-Gazer on where to get the best deal on a turkey.
    Gemini advised not to give secrets away!
    Has anyone ever wondered what the astrologer’s birth sign is, and whether she gives herself extra-good readings?
    Star-Gazer will never do you wrong!
    ARIES (March 21-April 19): Live and learn. Watch, and you'll get an inkling of what others expect of you. Invest time and money in yourself and learn additional skill...
    Aries folks about to get money.
    Star-Gazer suggests Aquarians not recommend flawed strategies.
    Scorpio told to “dance to the beat of your heart,” which, just from a pure “fun” perspective, might be more enertaining if you are suffering from frenetic arrhythmia rather than a steady 52 beats a minute.
    Gemini should “stand tall” today, according to Star-Gazer.
    Chinese astrological signs, with animal names, are more fun than “Capricorn” or “Aquarius.”