I would like to congratulate The Day for being the funniest newspaper. The stories you print have me laughing almost every morning. The way you omit and tweak the facts is amazing and makes for humorous reading. The way the editors anthropomorphize a slew of inanimate objects, removing all responsibility from the humans involved, has me holding back tears.

The editorial section of The Day is by far the best comic relief money can buy. Charles Krauthammer, Catherine Rampell, and The Day's own Editorial Page Editor Paul Choiniere should consider stand-up comedy. They are funny! I do see one problem. Doesn't all this comedic mayhem completely wipe out the mission statement you so dutifully print? Just wondering.

Thanks for the laughs. 

Steve Downs

Groton