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    Monday, May 13, 2024

    There’s no bartending in space

    The part of the universe we can observe from Earth is filled more or less uniformly with galaxies extending in every direction as far as we can see, which probably will not be studied because a democratic representative with a background in bartending says the earth has only ten years to destruction. There are an estimated 5,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo planets, of which the earth is the only one that is habitable for bartenders. The others are toxic and have no representatives. The universe is 13.7 billion years old, plus ten if you believe bartender mathematicians. How come only one was left non-toxic for human occupancy?

    Howard Flora

    Ledyard

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