If the stinkin' meteorologists will stop giving us sheepish grins and saying things like, "Well, it's late September, but it's still going to be roasting hot with humidity like the Atchafalaya swamp," maybe we can finally have some fall around here! I absolutely love fall and feel cheated by the fact that September was essentially a four-week sauna. My wife finds it hilarious that I look forward to this season so much — which is why she tipped me off to a four-year-old article from The Onion profiling "Mr. Autumn Man." As portrayed, he's one of those irritating people (like, well, me) who perpetuate every neon foliage/maple-scented-candle/pumpkin-carving/flannel-wearing stereotype you'd associate with this time of year. Hilarious and totally on the mark. Just google "The Onion — Mr. Autumn Man."