Three words: Dogs wearing pantyhose.

Apparently this is all the rage in China and is fast becoming a social media sensation in the United States.

From what I can tell, humans think it’s hilarious to force unsuspecting canines into pantyhose, and occasionally, heels.

I would disagree, but click here and judge for yourself.

At this point, I’m trying to keep news of this phenomenon away from the little girl, who appears to have outgrown the "let's put a tutu and tiara on the dog" phase.