No Trump conflicts? What a fairy tale
December 14, 2016 11:01 pm
• Last Updated: December 14, 2016 11:05 pm
News item: President Elect Donald Trump pledges to leave his great businesses in order to avoid any appearance of conflict of interest.
The scene: A hallway in the White House, President Trump and daughter Ivanka speak.
Ivanka: "I have to talk to you about big problems with that project in Qatar."
Trump: "Sorry Pumpkin, I can't be involved in my businesses until my term is up."
Ivanka: "OK, Dad, I'll take care of it myself."
Outside, the cow jumps over the moon.
Thomas M. Moriarty
East Lyme